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monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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southpauz:

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'Awe yeah selfie time man I look sexy unf strike a pose VOGUE'

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'Oh yeah keep on keepin on great first selfie of me being 20-'

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'…years…old…..'

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'OH MY GOD I'M 20. I'M NO LONGER 19. I'M NOT A TEEN ANYMORE'

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'I'M GONNA HAVE TO FILE TAXES HOW CAN I FEED MY FAMILY INSURANCE CARS HOUSES FINANCING DEBT GREY HAIRS 401K TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC GET OFF MY LAWN’

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'I'M TWENTYFDSAKNBKLHNGSDANKLFNDSALBLARGGHHGAKLL'

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